Dad helping Miranda with a school problem:
Dad: Can you tell me the name of a vegetable that rhymes with "potato"?
Miranda: Mashed potato?
At the dinner table:
Dad: Kevin, we need to mow the yard tonight.
Kevin: But there are bees out there.
Dad: Don't bother them and they won't bother you.
Kevin: Not true. You shoo them away and they come back with a buddy!